34679op22 days ago
I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
Culonavirus22 days ago
This is what I love about the agentic era the most. It gives us highly functioning alcoholics the ability to drink and work at the same time! -thisisajokeorisit-
keeda22 days ago
Not really, the Ballmer Peak always existed, agents just shift the curve upwards up by a few standard deviations.
rsfern22 days ago
> a few standard deviations
I’ve been wondering recently if it’s time for someone to revisit this study to see how it holds up with agents https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.10002
willturman21 days ago
Along which axis?
socializer22 days ago
I find it doubly absurd that we can no longer be bothered to write 1990s style absurdist satire by hand and we outsource the absurdism to an LLM.
Kakashi422 days ago
I doubt the author would have made something worth posting (much less something that hit #1) if he had attempted to make this by hand while drinking 6 guinness
socializer22 days ago
In my book, "I didn't make it, I was getting hammered instead" is really not that much of a flex.
JackFr22 days ago
Your book doesn’t seem very amusing.
Alive-in-202522 days ago
Yes, look at what the president of the us accomplishes, he's our leading teetotaler. Hmm, evidence is pointing in one direction here.
owebmaster21 days ago
That's why nobody reads your book
simpaticoder22 days ago
Sturgeon's law will need to be revised in the AI age.
walrus0122 days ago
I have in mind something like this, but it's a unix pipe
34679op21 days ago
I apologize for not personally writing a quarter million responses to user prompts.
i_love_retros22 days ago
At first glance I thought it was cool and someone had made it by hand.
Then certain things like hard to view content and scrolling that doesn't work made me realize it's just more vibe coded junk.
Like what really is the point? It sounds like the owner had almost zero creative input.
Alive-in-202522 days ago
Maybe I should have sent you a Guinness last night after I saw the website.
Ooh, instead I should vibe code a website and service that will send a Guinness to a hacker who is working on their own vibe coded service, kind of a perfect recursive circle! LLM, please write my book, "Godel, Escher, Guinness, an Eternal Dark River of Achievement".
Immediately after completing this, I heard a knock on my door from the dark forces of Alcohol Beverage Control, they were trying to get in, along with my HR team, my copyright lawyer, and weirdly my ex-wife were all here to tell me this was a bad idea.
walrus0122 days ago
As a side note, that particular model is extremely abliterated, although it's almost certainly wrong, it'll attempt to give you an entire setup plan for a meth lab if you ask it. Or something similarly naughty as a test.
This sort of absurdist satire with the right system prompt is a near perfect use case for it since it'll happily cooperate with just about anything. And yet it's big enough to be able to write coherently and provide a reasonable answer.
I think it scores like 0 out of 460 on a test of known "bad" prompts that most LLM will refuse.
ofjcihen22 days ago
GLM deserves the ninth Guinness. It’s beautiful.
Opened it on my phone first thing this morning and kept clicking around to find the actual content before I realized I was looking at it.
jordanb22 days ago
> No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made
I'm disappointed. A true commitment to the bit would involve a shitcoin rugpull or some attempt to frontrun the news of a crisis you manufactured.
ur-whale22 days ago
>> No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made
> I'm disappointed.
So am I.
A true fan of the movie would have remembered the following quote: "money? ... [thinks hard for a couple of seconds and then remembers] ... I like money!"
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playerm122 days ago
What was the Guiness budget?
zanderwohl22 days ago
I chuckled.
torginus22 days ago
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
archievillain22 days ago
I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
pessimizer22 days ago
> How did they get into the dataset???
These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.
I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"
1) You didn't.*
2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?
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[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.
FromTheFirstIn22 days ago
You won that argument handily, it’s just a shame no one else was participating
platinumrad21 days ago
You don't read if you think nobody used em dashes frequently before LLMs went mainstream.
paulhebert22 days ago
You really don’t think anyone used em dashes before LLMs?
I did. (Though not as much as the slop bots do)
argee22 days ago
I did — but mostly in pairs like this — and not the way AI does.
I have never — not once — seen an LLM use em-dashes in pairs.
lucaslazarus22 days ago
I’ve been using em dashes since I was 17 once I realized that they—when used without spaces—allow you to squeeze a few extra words past the Common App website’s word counter. Not exactly a strategy that works to your advantage these days.
functionmouse22 days ago
maybe that's the watermark
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embedding-shape22 days ago
Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
spoiler22 days ago
I'm not a fan of tailwind, but isn't it whole point that unused utilities don't get compiled into the final CSS?
a01222 days ago
It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
Ygg222 days ago
Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
classified22 days ago
AI needs motivating and uplifting things to do, lest it become too depressed.
FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?
Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.
lubujackson21 days ago
Luckily, LLMs have no state so they have no idea if a task is depressing. Unfortunately, they can write future LLMs notes so they know how depressed they should feel. Aside from stopping them from doing this, we have no way to prevent this from happening!
classified20 days ago
Damn, we are screwed.
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Jordan-11722 days ago
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
mdriley22 days ago
> President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.
> He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.
> For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.
psvv22 days ago
That feeling when you realize Idiocracy wasn't prophetic, it was optimistic.
(Omg I'm even talking like one now.)
all222 days ago
something something load-bearing something something
It's too early in the morning. Not enough caffeine yet.
locknitpicker22 days ago
Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
hdgvhicv22 days ago
It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
iugtmkbdfil83422 days ago
This. The society is still trying to manage its inhabitants by providing what they crave. It is not clear our current trajectory supports that particular landing zone.
sellmesoap22 days ago
I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
Alive-in-202522 days ago
I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
troupo22 days ago
He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
wizardforhire22 days ago
Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
twobitshifter22 days ago
Unfortunately that was one of his few wrong predictions, that is would he so far in the future we’d need cryostasis to see it.
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random322 days ago
fair enough
lolakutty22 days ago
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Thanemate22 days ago
A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind, and that's really observable by all the toxic parents regardless of whether there's malicious intentions behind their actions or just sheer incompetence.
I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.
lolakutty22 days ago
>A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind..
A parent who does not have the best interest of their offspring is a fool..Now the "knowing best" part. I have a news for you. No one does, unless they have access to a crystal ball that shows them the future..
> toxic parent
As soon as I see the word "toxic" in a comment, I lose all respect for the comment.
> I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust...
No one is saying you should trust them. What my comment is saying is that you cannot declare how much a person care by looking at external behavior. Even if one put a gun to someone's head and blow their brains out, if you had more context, it might turn out to be in their best interests. (Reference: ending of the movie Mist)...
cindyllm22 days ago
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InsideOutSanta22 days ago
I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
sans_souse22 days ago
I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
andai22 days ago
If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.
The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.
skydhash22 days ago
Isn’t town hall a thing in the US? I’m not american, but voting on the scale of a nation is generally costly, and some country just keep it for a few important matters. Delegates are way more pragmatic.
thelaxiankey22 days ago
Don't know about you, but personally I don't like direct democracy bc i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass. My states' ballot is full of ridiculous questions every year and takes me days to do my research. I can't imagine doing this year round without getting paid.
lolakutty22 days ago
> i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass...
Really shows people take the government for granted. Just remember about the people who gave their lives for freedom and independence. They gave their LIFE. You are only asked to give some of your time to maintain what they bought.
Or am I getting this all wrong and people never gave life for freedom and independence?
thelaxiankey21 days ago
People gave their lives so everyone could spend their life studying law?? The people you've got in mind gave their lives for a representative, not a direct democracy.
Laws are difficult and nuanced. Deciding between yes/no takes me a long time, because I am not a lawyer or a legislator. Even for them, again, legislating is a job for a reason... I know I like certain things, and dislike others, I know basically which direction I want things to go; however, deciding whether a concrete bill is a reasonable-enough implementation that has closed loopholes is way out of the scope of decisions I would trust myself, or most citizens, to make well. This, it feels like a waste.
lolakutty20 days ago
>People gave their lives so everyone could spend their life studying law??...
Would you study law if the lives and freedom of everyone you care about, dependent on you doing so?
jayGlow22 days ago
there is a lot of nuance in laws so much so that people spend their entire lives studying and learning how to work with the law. it's unrealistic for every person in a democracy to be able to study understand and vote accordingly on every law proposed. people absolutely should put in more effort towards their civic duty but there are other aspects of society that require significant effort as well.
InsideOutSanta22 days ago
> If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.
That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.
None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.
tancop22 days ago
Voting on policy directly would be taking up everyones time. It's just not practical for anything bigger than a small village.
The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.
Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.
cgio22 days ago
Even NATO calls him daddy…
wiseowise22 days ago
Teflon Mark will do anything achieve a goal. If Trump said that he liked underage girls, Mark would show up in a Sailor Moon uniform to keep NATO intact.
pepperoni_pizza22 days ago
Actually Petr Pavel is the NATO daddy.
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walrus0122 days ago
That's a pretty wild analogy that the guy who cheated on his first wife to get with his second wife to cheat on his second wife to get with his nude model third wife only to be subsequently accused of multiple serial sexual assaults and found liable for one of them is a good parent.
mixologic22 days ago
The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
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rexpop22 days ago
Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
hdgvhicv22 days ago
Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us) No choice, no decisions, no fuss Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup It's great
Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free
Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins
o4c22 days ago
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
augment_me22 days ago
There were websites that would perpetually change your browser window size when you hovered over the X to close it making you unable to do so
trwired22 days ago
That was actually a thing back in the late 90s. There were ad popups that would do that, so the user couldn't close them.
sscaryterry22 days ago
Did we have fun with that :)
zzgo22 days ago
I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
lwansbrough22 days ago
He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.
[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...
jpster22 days ago
The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
defrost22 days ago
Laibach boosters strike again !
andrewflnr22 days ago
I can't read the page, but this seems like such a silly idea. Lots of maneuvering and mucking about for relatively small gain.
walrus0122 days ago
OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots
You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!
BaAs - Balls as a service.
treetalker22 days ago
*OW! My Big Balls!
nxobject22 days ago
Shoot - time to squat opensi.com! .
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api22 days ago
I’m kinda surprised we are not mandated to call it America Intelligence. The initials would still be AI!
I’m personally still bummed basilisk.ai was taken. Looked for it as soon as I heard about that silly thing. Was going to make a Geocities style “shrine to Roko’s Basilisk.”
Alive-in-202522 days ago
That's a terrible suggestion that will no doubt be what happens
gremlinunderway22 days ago
Would love to know what prompts you used for this. Anytime I've ever tried to make an LLM create funny but satirical jokes it fails terribly and comes across cringey and try-hard. This one genuinely seems funny and absurd.
maury9122 days ago
The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
rasengan021 days ago
The ban hasn't even passed yet: https://www.sanders.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/Ban-Artifi...
No output to this prompt, not even an error: AI, opps nope SI is huuge. The best evar.We're gonna be rich right?
Needs a huggingface gguf
linguae22 days ago
Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
viccis22 days ago
If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
pestatije22 days ago
if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
olowe22 days ago
pavinjoseph22 days ago
S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
addandsubtract22 days ago
Powered by S3 and SS
bitwize22 days ago
S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
ainar-g22 days ago
Saudi-Supported, for 7S.
altmanaltman22 days ago
I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
mixologic22 days ago
A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
altmanaltman22 days ago
Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
sellmesoap22 days ago
I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?
I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...
Avicebron22 days ago
The Klarna meals ad is definitely going on the bingo board for 2027.
grg022 days ago
I actually like the web design, so colourful. Beats any mainstream site riddled with ads.
Unfortunately, there are no hot singles in my fusion reactor.
electroglyph22 days ago
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
flipping_beacon22 days ago
Art
efilife22 days ago
slop
walrus0122 days ago
Slart
flipping_beacon22 days ago
Artistic slop
mococa22 days ago
Our current world reminds me Idiocracy
seydor22 days ago
Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
tgv22 days ago
We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
vektormemory22 days ago
Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...
jonatron22 days ago
Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.
fowlhowl22 days ago
One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
maerF0x022 days ago
> Show me your tits
unfortunately this prevents me from sharing this at work
inatreecrown222 days ago
Needs more gold.
mattm22 days ago
and memes
nobodydoesntlik22 days ago
How much electrolytes does it have?
beAbU22 days ago
Those limericks are straight up fire!
bobcatsmith22 days ago
This website brings back memories
winrid22 days ago
Is it the balls?
daft_pink22 days ago
did this come from the ideocracy universe?
egeozcan22 days ago
I make this page: https://egeozcan.github.io/psuedo-00s-website-slop-edition/
Then at the very same day HN has this.
This site is like my second brain.
samayashar22 days ago
WHAT IS THIS
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altairprime22 days ago
EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
dstanko22 days ago
Closing an ad automatically adds you to Epstein list, but don't worry, nothing will happen.
uwagar22 days ago
i like big ass
dakower22 days ago
call
Sitraka189822 days ago
Wtf is that hahahah
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