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harwoodra day ago

I used to drive a 1991 Suzuki Cappuccino - a tiny right-hand drive kei sports car. The first couple of years I drove it, the police pulled me over on a regular basis - no tickets issued but lots of questions asked.

One time while I was waiting for a light, an officer knocked on my window (which is somewhat startling)... I rolled it down and he excitedly asked "What kind of car is this?!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Cappuccino

n4r912 hours ago

It's pleasantly surprising how much positive vibes you can get driving an unusual car. On a business trip last year, I arrived late at night to the hotel and there was a rank of the smallest cars I'd ever seen:

https://www.drive.com.au/news/microlino-battery-electric-bub...

The next morning I was able to hire one out to travel to the venue. At a pitstop on the way, another driver followed me into the carpark and excitedly asked me where I found the car so that he could go get one too.

To be honest, it wasn't a comfortable or easy drive. The speed topped out at 90kph and the steering felt gravelly. But it was fun getting in and out of the front of the car.

forintia day ago

That's just not enough motive to waste someone's time.

And, no offense intended, that car is not that interesting. I guess policing must be boring.

titanomachy11 hours ago

It’s notable mostly for being tiny. With a human for scale: (sorry, it’s an instagram link)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNI1TfAxyIZ/?utm_source=ig_we...

tsherba day ago

I feel like we’ve got to at least link to the guy’s website: https://bigbananacar.com/

Cockbranda day ago

Let me be the first to say that this is a lovely website in a lovely, slightly modernized turn-of-the-millennium style.

nxobjecta day ago

Gloriously boring WordPress, too.

danga day ago

Agreed, the lede should be unburied! I've made that the top link and will put the submitted link in the toptext. Thanks!

Klonoara day ago

It’s like looking at an adult Richard Scary tale.

lproven10 hours ago

* Scarry

But you're right!

fsckboya day ago

"current project is a “Diesel punk” vehicle called the Starfield Dragonwing Intergalactic Speedster"

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXfDQb7EmU4/

alentreda day ago

> World Needs More Whimsy

100% that! When did everything get serious and look-alike? Anyway, I am taking off, shopping cart racing in the mall...

Henchman21a day ago

In the early 2000s the media ecosystem decided to re-tell every story, but darker & “grittier”. Then 9/11 happened and the darkness became permanent. It would be nice if we were coming out of that phase!

WJWa day ago

Oh don't worry, if history is any indication it shouldn't be much longer than 30-40 years from now. Basically 2 generations from the previous shift.

In the meantime, be the change you want to see! You don't have to be darker&grittier yourself just because the media ecosystem has decided that's where the current fashion is.

dcrazya day ago

Well this headline is certainly a crash blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/crash-blossom-words...

dredmorbiusa day ago

I'm presuming the original headline was some variant of "Giant Banana Pulled Over in Montana: Driver Says Cops Have Stopped Him 100s Of Times" (originally submitted URL, since changed).

jacobgkaua day ago

Mainly because the colon from the original was omitted, imo.

0xbadcafebee17 hours ago

I hosted Steve on my couch (remember Couchsurfing?) when he was taking his Big Banana Car to a local art festival. Awesome guy, awesome car. I got to ride along for a bit. It was thrilling to see every single person's face light up as soon as they saw it, like a moving happiness machine. I hope somebody sees this and decides to make their own bit of whimsy

lproven10 hours ago

The movement is still alive. I hosted a couchsurfer last week.

https://www.bewelcome.org/

https://www.warmshowers.org/

init2nulla day ago

Every time he gets pulled over for a selfie it's an abuse of power. If he can't ignore it, they shouldn't be doing it. Wait for a random encounter in a parking lot or gas station like the rest of us.

ceejayoza day ago

Yup. That's a clear Fourth Amendment violation.

Same with the "pulled over to give you an ice cream" feel-good ops they do. https://abc7ny.com/post/video-police-hand-out-ice-cream-inst...

An illegal detention is still an illegal detention if it's being done nicely.

ssl-3a day ago

In one of the vaguely-parallel timelines, a defendant is being asked by a judge why they didn't pull over and responds with: "I thought they were going to try to give me an ice cream cone, and I'm lactose intolerant so I didn't stop."

x______________a day ago

Finally! A nice story about cops pulling over a 23-foot banana motor vehicle for years without any consequence other than spreading joy to the people involved and years of fame!

No? You could also pull the public tax dollars spent card, or other crimes not being pursued while you're at it but it won't help sour the mood!

ahazred8ta2 hours ago

There was a security incident in 2002: Trooper Fears the Wurst, Stops Wienermobile in DC -- Hot doggers grilled near Pentagon

ceejayoza day ago

> A nice story about cops…

This is not a nice story about cops.

x______________20 hours ago

> A police officer marched up to the banana and delivered the news.

> "'The reason I pulled you over, that light back there, you peeled out.'"

> For a moment, Braithwaite didn't know if he was being serious or not.

> "He said it so straight-faced," Braithwaite recalled. "And I'm like, 'Oh yeah.'"

> The banana jokes, he said, are "never-ending."

> Fortunately, so are the laughs.

..Are we discussing the same article?

> Braithwaite recently drove the banana into Mexico, where he was pulled over five times in three days.

> Every encounter was friendly, he says.

This is a great international story about cops!

> Now he's thinking much bigger.

> His goal is to drive the Big Banana Car through Central America; somehow get it shipped across oceans and eventually circle the globe.

> "I just want to keep going," he said.

> He's calling the adventure "The World Needs More Whimsy Grand Tour."

> A sign mounted to the back of the vehicle carries the slogan.

> "The world is dangerously low on whimsy," says the man hoping to make a difference.

That last paragraph hits it out of the park.

ceejayoz10 hours ago

> For a moment, Braithwaite didn't know if he was being serious or not.

This is not a good story about cops. This is a good story about a guy, that includes cops as part of its plot.

It's like those "kid sells his toys to fund parents' cancer treatment" stories local news does as a feel-good segment. Great kid! Shitty system!

x______________an hour ago

> For a moment, x______________ didn't know if he was being serious or not.

I'm still inclined to think that an /s is coming up in later replies. A bad story about cops and a banana motorist is that the motorist is dead, incarcerated or has a bounty on his head and is traveling around the world to ..evade.. his notoriety.

Cops on the road, who drive alone in their car, are entitled to a bit of fun.. or as Braithwaite put it, "more whimsy"!

Don't they? Help me understand..

TurdF3rguson18 hours ago

The thing is, you can be reasonably sure when you pull over a big banana car, that the driver won't be a curmudgeonly prick who invokes the fourth amendment.

bell-cot11 hours ago

Do some reading on all the 1000X-worse abuses of police power which are sadly routine in America.

Banana cars getting pulled over for selfies is a massive improvement.

andy99a day ago

Meh, you might technically be right but the world is better if everyone can have a bit of fun, even police. I’m not super sympathetic to the “I was minding my own business driving a giant banana when the police pulled me over to ask me about it” argument - this guy seems fine with it too, but it’s not like there’s any reason to drive it other than for the attention.

And the “I pulled you over because you peeled out” - I mean it’s fun. Anyway, if it’s harmless I don’t really see the problem.

ceejayoza day ago

> the world is better if everyone can have a bit of fun, even police

Police have plenty of ways to have fun that aren't Fourth Amendment violations.

If you wanna give out free ice cream cones, station a cruiser with a sign saying so. People can come to you just fine, without the "what the fuck, why am I getting pulled over?!" worries. The banana guy at least has an inkling of why there are flashing police lights in his rearview, but that doesn't make it OK.

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BoorishBearsa day ago

No, they can't have fun this way.

If you mop floors and you have fun by twirling your broom and humming a tune, you're not affecting anyone.

If we give you a gun and the right to shoot people in the head and go home to sleep in your own bed, then we can ask you to lock in a little more than that and not pull over people because it's funny.

cja day ago

Such a negative attitude is incredibly counterproductive.

You want police to have a positive presence in the community. Innocent engagement with a banana car helps with that, doesn't hurt.

ssl-3a day ago

That sounds nice.

Over here in reality, when a man with a badge and a gun pulls people over for a bit of fun: Refusing to play along with whatever game it is that they have in mind is a criminal offense.

ceejayoza day ago

> You want police to have a positive presence in the community.

Can they not pull up alongside and wave? Give a thumbs-up? Roll down the window?

AngryData21 hours ago

If cops want to be a positive presence in the community then they shouldn't regularly extort and abuse citizens and protect their violent and murderous coworkers.

voakbasda8 hours ago

Except it is literally not innocent. They are violating an innocent person’s rights.

cj8 hours ago

It is crazy to me that the banana car driver seems to like the attention from cops, but here in the comments we are rewriting the narrative because all cops must be evil people.

I appreciate your anger, but it’s misplaced here.

BoorishBears3 hours ago

It's crazy to you because other people are applying critical thinking and you're not.

The cop comfortable with pulling over the funny looking car (that looks like a banana) is the same cop with unreasonable understanding of the responsibility they're given.

It wouldn't matter if the banana car man has a sign that says "I love cops free donuts in the back"

What's really crazy to me is that someone is working over time to try to police (literally) other people's negative feelings about cop misconduct.

What inadequacy leads someone to see others upset at an obvious misuse of power and think "I need to stand up for the guys misuing it!"

cj3 hours ago

> What's really crazy to me is that someone is working over time to try to police (literally) other people's negative feelings about cop misconduct.

It’s crazy to me that you view it as “policing” your opinions rather than simply seeing my viewpoint as just that, and opposing viewpoint.

I’m not policing you. Just offering a different perspective.

I apologize for speaking up. So much for free speech :)

But I’ll say it once more: it’s a freaking banana car. Lighten up bro! Very confused why you’re more upset than the driver of the banana is (who seems to want the attention and is getting it, the desired effect)!

BoorishBearsa day ago

If being a positive presence in the community isn't enough incentive to be that, you don't deserve to be police.

And if that sounds hackneyed and like a ridiculous standard, you're damn right it is: we let them have outsized influence in our existence as otherwise free people. Their standard has to be a double standard.

cja day ago

There's a lot of anger towards police coming through in your comments. It's just a banana car.

ceejayoza day ago

It's a banana car that has been pulled over illegally hundreds of times.

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BoorishBearsa day ago

Yeah I'm a Black immigrant with a funny name, I have a lot of anger about what we tolerate of police vs what we should.

Are you under the impression all cops are known for is harassing banana cars?

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xnx7 hours ago

Related: Pear-shaped scooter that's making the rounds on TikTok https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71446039/florida-man-pear...

nine_ka day ago

(1) Obtain a vehicle that commands attention. (2) Enjoy everyone's attention! (3) There's no point three.

functionmousea day ago

The issue is false pretext

sixsideda day ago

ACAB (All Cops Appreciate Banana)

lubujacksona day ago

Straight out of Richard Scarry's "Cars and Trucks and Things That Go": https://a.co/d/0778Ou0A

If you are a parent of a small child, you will be amazed by the depth and fun of this book. I am always surprised it is not more commonly read.

schmookeega day ago

I enjoyed this, in all of its silly big banana energy.

I have an overdeveloped anti-authority streak, and I did not like to read that he was pulled over so often, but... I mean... that surely isn't a surprise, right? It's almost like reverse entrapment of the officers :)

eps13 hours ago

If you are on reddit, https://old.reddit.com/r/whatisthiscar/ is excellent for this sort of content :)

chiefgeeka day ago

I bought the ninth Mini Cooper in Illinois in 2002. My former wife got pulled over in Chicago. They just wanted to look at the car.

JackFra day ago

If he were my Uber, I would tip so much.

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phyzomea day ago

Is this LLM-written, or is this just the sort of annoying "breathless" style of writing that LLMs were trained on?

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friedtofua day ago

I hate that we have to ask this question but I'm wondering like cj...what made the post sound breathless? I type like OP pretty often. His post has plenty of valid punctuation. Commas, periods and dashes that(IMO) make me think it isn't LLM-written.

I would honestly be surprised if it turns out it was written by an LLM.

phyzome2 hours ago

In large sections, every sentence is its own paragraph. I don't know what it would be like without all the extra linebreaks, but as it is, it feels like the author is getting their breath back in between sentences.

(I've also seen this style on an LLM-written site.)

pryelluwa day ago

I would love to be able to rent it out and have the guy drive me around. I would dress up like Donkey Kong, too.

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OutOfHerea day ago

Open cars worry me. How do they handle the wind, rain, snow, hail, etc.?

orbital-decaya day ago

As someone who rides bikes most of the time, the right question is how you handle it.

doubled112a day ago

This. I’ve ridden a bike year round in southwestern Ontario.

In general, I’m fairly waterproof.

-30C was pretty cold, especially moving, but rare enough I could dress for it and keep my body parts.

Snowstorms are always fun. Free physics lessons included. How much traction can you get? Whoops, I’m laying on the ground.

Thunderstorms and hail you might want to avoid.

dredmorbiusa day ago

What do you do for your hands and feet especially, and if you wear glasses, the inevitable frosting of them. Heck, if you don't wear glasses, what do you do for windburn?

I've biked as low as about -15C, though it's much more comfortable keeping it above -10 -- -5 or so.

doubled11219 hours ago

Some heavier Thinsulate gloves were always enough for me. Maybe a pair of those thin fabric cheapies underneath.

Boots were just my regular winter boots. I think they all say "comfortable" down to -40C at this point. Comfortable is probably overselling it, but I still have all of my toes.

I don't remember my glasses ever really fogging up until I'd get inside. I don't like things on my face, so usually just a hat with ear flaps. Add a scarf for neck and lower face. Perhaps a beard helped too. It and my mustache have certainly frosted up.

When I was doing it regularly, those days just weren't common enough to justify doing anything special. I could generally keep the rides short which really helped out.

dredmorbius18 hours ago

Thanks!

None of my cycling / running gloves cut it. I didn't get to buying heavier winter gloves last season. Layering gloves, using hardware-store work and waterproof gloves has also come up. Key is to combine insulation, a wind/vapour barrier, and possibly something rugged on the outside against wear/falls. I can't find the reference I had in mind, though this one is similar: <https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/hiking-and-b...>.

Feet aren't as much an issue for me, but insulated booties would be good. I have a pair, but they didn't fit over my most recent cycling shoes. I did find a lower-profile older pair recently, might get lucky with those.

I wear a Spandex balaclava, which tends to direct breath toward my specs. That's also a problem walking in cold weather (which I also do a lot of, particularly when my glasses fog too much to ride ;-), and I'm leaning toward over-the-specs ski goggles or something along those lines.

Power to you though!

kylegalbraith15 hours ago

Frankly, this sounds like a really fun time. Sometimes the simple things just hit harder.

DonHopkinsa day ago

Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCoRGbT3CM

ms_by_pd9 hours ago

ohk

_tk_a day ago

Alternative title:

Person who wants to get noticed indeed gets noticed

nekusara day ago

Gee golly whillikers!

Pigs are abusing their authority! Oh whatever shall we do?

ceejayoza day ago

Traffic stops can and do go bad. Each is a risk, even if small. If they discover something like a bag of drugs in the back, it raises clear Fourth Amendment issues.

Cops shouldn't be putting law-abiding citizens at risk for a selfie.

nekusara day ago

My answer is to fire their lardasses for due cause and make them unhirable across the nation.

But this country's courts said this shit is cool. And so is highway robbery by pig. And they don't need to come for help if you call 911.

Oh and qualified immunity means they can what the fuck ever they want.

If RICO act was serious, they'd shut down all pig stys (police stations).

superkuha day ago

Poor guy. He just wanted to spread some joy and now he's risking his life repeatedly. One of these police stops it's not going to work out. There are just too many US police eager to use physical violence for no reason.

allenrba day ago

While absolutely and sadly true, something tells me that rogue banana drivers are not the ones most likely to be killed in a traffic stop.

Besides, his family would surely win the resulting case… on a peel.

otterleya day ago

Well done, sir. clap

superkuha day ago

It could never be against the police officer themselves due to qualified immunity. They are free to break the law however they wish. And that completely lack of accountability creates the risk inherent in every (US) police interaction.

tjrlxa day ago

I'm rooting for you to get laid. Seems like you could use it. Plus, that's not how qualified immunity works.

tremona day ago

> rogue banana drivers are not the ones most likely to be killed in a traffic stop

...until the bananas go brown, of course.

allenrb21 hours ago

You are my comedy hero, tremon. This is the joke I was looking for and failed to find.

bingaweeka day ago

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eschulza day ago

There's almost a zero percent chance of a police officer harming him during one of these stops. Annoying him a perhaps violating his civil rights, possibly, but not harmed.

ceejayoza day ago

"Violating his civil rights" is harm.

eschulza day ago

Yes, you're totally right, I was referring to being beaten or killed on the side of the road. I should have been clear.

ssl-3a day ago

Unless having their rights violated in this way is one of their kinks.

cobbzillaa day ago

He’s totally fine. He’s driving a car that basically no minority would ever drive, plus it has an open cockpit to facilitate the officer’s “trust but verify” instincts.

echoanglea day ago

I would probably pull him over too but arguably he should be pulled over less than normal, right? The risk that he’s some criminal is probably pretty low since not a lot of criminals would chose a car like that to travel.

On the other hand it probably has an increased likelihood to have technical problems that make it reasonable to pull it over though.

bot403a day ago

If im a drug smuggler I'm definitely driving the most boring, common car directly BEHIND the banana car.

ajba day ago

The cops should know that trick by now - the "distraction car" is literally the plot of "Smokey and the Bandit" from 50 years ago. Nevertheless, you may be right :-)

benaa day ago

However, the distraction car is breaking the law in Smokey and the Bandit. It’s not incorrect for them to try and pull it over.

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iambatemana day ago

Yes but every good police officer had watched Arrested Development and so knows that there’s always money in the banana stand.

garyfirestorma day ago

Wow you waited from 2012 to crack this joke with that username

schmookeega day ago

worth it.

AngryData21 hours ago

What possible technical problem would a cop be qualified to not only recognize and diagnose, but also have any useful input on?

Cops shouldn't be pulling over anybody without either direct evidence of a potential crime or a warrant.

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