eszedan hour ago
Of course they do. Only fools expected anything else.
Does else anyone remember the "age verification" on '80s video games? Some of them were hilarious. I think it was Leisure Suit Larry that asked multiple choice history questions that I guess were meant to be impossible for fifth graders to guess. I was the local history nerd, so I remember getting calls from classmates, like "we're trying to get into a game; when was JFK assassinated?" If I didn't know I'd ask my dad, who never knew he was contributing to the delinquency of (other) minors.
distancesan hour ago
> I think it was Leisure Suit Larry that asked multiple choice history questions that I guess were meant to be impossible for fifth graders to guess.
I'm from a non-English-speaking country. We didn't understand the questions at all, but all us kids in the neighborhood got into the game just fine with some brute forcing.
Also, coming up with the expected commands in the game was way beyond our skills so we'd only advance to a point where someone had seen and memorized others play. Didn't matter, as it was one of the only games in the system so we'd play it anyway. I still remember how hard it was to type "ken sent me" in the allotted time window.
21asdffdsa12an hour ago
Nowhere does the us "center of the universe" mindset shine more through, then when to expect the world to remember the presidential dogs name.
distances31 minutes ago
Well, the main hurdle was that we were 7-9 years old iirc and didn't know any English at all, beyond the memorized "knock knock" etc. So the topic of the questions wasn't on the table :-)
zeec1234 minutes ago
The result will be age verification with a passport or ID "to protect the children". Probably this was the goal all along.
harladsinsteden2 minutes ago
Life finds a way...
nick48642 minutes ago
I guess thats one important upside of age verification systems I didn't think of. They encourage creativity and a healthy disregard for stupid rules.
jl639 minutes ago
Maybe age verification will encourage kids to be more social in person, because they’ll need to have at least two inside the trenchcoat.
Morromist24 minutes ago
The next age verification tech will involve checking tallness so we'll have kids standing on eachother's shoulders in a big trenchcoat to do the very adult act of installing linux.
kleiba225 minutes ago
They also use VPNs, as anyone would have predicted within two seconds.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn72ydj70g5o
Consequently, we're now discussing VPN bans for under 18 year olds <insert facepalm emoji>.
interstice4 minutes ago
Collectively we have fought long and hard for internet freedom, it's depressing that all it takes is a generation and some bureaucratic idiocy for all that to be undone.
marcus_holmes11 minutes ago
it's funny, but this is not going to end well.
charcircuitan hour ago
One big problem is that the verification is trying to estimate your age instead of looking up who is the actual person and then checking what the age is of that person. If the lookup returns that the face is that of a video game character it should reject as opposed to trying to estimate the age of that character.
protocolturean hour ago
Right they didnt put enough panopticon in. Got it.
i_think_soan hour ago
That's one idea. I have a different one.
What if we...now hear me out....what if we didn't try to shoehorn a stupid and unworkable technological solution into this problem space and just...made parents responsible for their kids?
bandie9139 minutes ago
whaaat? parents?? being responsible? let alone to their kids? what are you? some kind of backward medieval luddite?
btw, yes, we must not lose the skill of parenting. no any technology give it back to us.
kakacik42 minutes ago
Nono too radical, parents dont have time, they need it to scroll some shitty social media cash grab to feel themselves even more shitty about their lives.
... and we would like to call our generation 'smart'. While knowing deep inside very well what a failure as a parent many of our generation are. The proof for/against are our kids right in front of our eyes and there is no escaping from this basic truth, thats why its so crushing.
Sorry gotta go, need to check some shitty sites who spy on me and try to push in vain on me some primitive ads.
/s
croesan hour ago
Parents who work fulltime, some even more than one job?
jochem934 minutes ago
Says a lot about the state of society when parenting is outsourced to technology, so that the parents can be further enslaved (because almost no one chooses to work two jobs).
i_think_so23 minutes ago
Oof. Now I has a sad. :(
crote38 minutes ago
What if we...now hear me out....what if we paid people a living wage?
marcus_holmes10 minutes ago
ok, now you've identified the real problem, how can we solve that?
Dylan1680738 minutes ago
It's possible to design something parents can control without using lots of their time to do so.
bandie9137 minutes ago
well, everyone need to clarify their priorities.
i_think_soan hour ago
Well of course. What else did they expect kids were going to do? This whole idea was braindead from the start.