hackerbeata minute ago
These are things that bring a lot of joy, just like the funny quotes on https://wordgag.com/
mbsa73 hours ago
My favorite so far is “Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified”.
gnabgiban hour ago
This is very close to your submission last week (3345 points, 977 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632
Tepix3 hours ago
Hey, wait a minute. I think we got something here! What we need is the reverse, i.e. a LLM that recognizes clickbait and "tames" it (ideally by providing the information in the headline, like Techmeme does [kudos to them]).
prox2 hours ago
https://www.bullshitremover.com/
I have a lot of fun with this.
gpderetta2 hours ago
it is not very good at removing nonsense from OP's page :(.
2026iknewit2 hours ago
I had another idea about the same topic a few weeks ago: Creating a news side which uses the clickbait strategy to only share positive news or mentaly opening up news:
“They Said Immigration Was a Crisis — Then THIS Happened to Jobs, Growth, and Local Communities”
“Everyone Expected Chaos… Instead This City Welcomed Newcomers and Its Economy EXPLODED”
“Doctors, Teachers, Builders: The ‘Immigration Problem’ Quietly Fixed a Problem No One Talks About”
“This ‘Risky’ Policy Was Supposed to Fail — Now Other Countries Are Rushing to Copy It”
“From ‘Unmanageable’ to Unstoppable: How One Tough Challenge Became a Surprising Success Story”
TomWhitwell2 hours ago
This is exactly what Upworthy did - they invented some of the clickbait headline formats that are still used today (for less positive news) https://web.archive.org/web/20231114181702/https://www.fastc...
gorbachev40 minutes ago
12 reasons why Go will make you a better developer!
password43212 hours ago
This is a great idea: applying LLMs for the benefit of those I care about against the armies of tech company PhD's working to capture their attention.
Actually worth a shot, thanks!
poulpy1232 hours ago
There is a browser extension that does it for YouTube (but crowdsourced)
bryanhogan3 hours ago
This is amazing
Edit: Just found out HN deletes emojis!
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On a more serious note, it's a bit sad how close this is to actual algorithm-driven social media or news-based platforms.
dkdcio2 hours ago
> algorithm-driven
hackernews is algorithm-driven too; the difference is incentives (namely paid ads)
bryanhogan14 minutes ago
Yes, that's true, thanks for highlighting.
Should instead say personalised algorithms and targeted ads.
dkdcio7 minutes ago
np, it is a hobby horse of mine to point this out in case people are reading and haven’t thought about the difference in some of these algorithms and others
20after42 hours ago
It's kind of sad how close this is to actual hacker news headlines.
Cthulhu_2 hours ago
Actual HN headlines should be the actual headlines of the linked articles, what actual examples are you thinking of though?
IAmBroom2 hours ago
Perhaps the ones that are clickbait in the original?
nottorp3 hours ago
Click to find out how much my blood pressure went up when reading this!
gpderetta3 hours ago
I feel tired just for looking at that page.
nottorp3 hours ago
Oh no it was funny once. Wouldn't look at it daily though.
eatbitseveryday2 hours ago
Perhaps we need one that does the opposite, for the real site
keepamovinop4 hours ago
I felt the front page was too calm. I fixed it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4.
Prompt: Remember this classic? <snip ... Hacker News 10 Years in Future > OK, i have a new idea. want to try? "Offtopic but this title makes me want to create an alternate-universe version of the HN front page where every title is shrill/spectacular/hysterical/urgent/clickbaity. Such as: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now And every comment has its confidence/aggressiveness taken up to 11 (tho still within site rules)." And the HN front page right now is: <snip>
CamelCaseName3 hours ago
I love it, this is great. Thanks for posting!
netsharc3 hours ago
Breaking: Huffington Post buys Hacker News.
At least the HuffPo of the last decade was like this. They haven't been relevant for many years it seems.
As to its founder: http://www.thestacksreader.com/the-many-faces-of-arianna/
noosphr2 hours ago
This feels like a 6/10 on the scale of hysterical clickbait headlines I see on YouTube.
keepamovinop2 hours ago
Please help us improve it.
Cthulhu_2 hours ago
...GONE SEXUAL!
But more seriously, get off youtube or curate your stream if this is a common thing. I thankfully don't get it much myself.
debo_3 hours ago
> MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home
If my mathematics degree had been framed this way, I probably would have enjoyed it more.
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debo_3 hours ago
WORK FOR GODS
adlpz3 hours ago
I felt literal pain. Not kidding.
There's something to investigate here.
Made me notice I'm actually exposed to very similar crap on other places. Scary.
alphadelphi2 hours ago
yes, the good news is that once recognized the pattern we can work in the opposite direction
Oras2 hours ago
Could be renamed HNX as these are the posts I see trending on X (twitter)
wkjagt2 hours ago
I don't always like HN titles but this made me realize it can be a whole lot worse. Thanks for this.
frereubu2 hours ago
I love this, thank you for a good belly laugh.
NitpickLawyer3 hours ago
So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
Cthulhu_2 hours ago
MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
user_78322 hours ago
* Disclaimer: in mice, of course.
What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?
IAmBroom2 hours ago
No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.
felineflock2 hours ago
Reads very much like the Drudge Report, just needs the same diagramming style.
integralid2 hours ago
Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait: https://news.ycombinator.com/
lostmsu24 minutes ago
in Rust
wattzeean hour ago
This is great.
marstall3 hours ago
some of these are better headlines tho
DivingForGold2 hours ago
Well, in reality, the amount of abusive publishers submitting articles with PAYWALLS is getting absurd on HN.
HN ought to indicate these titles in ALL RED.
WSJ, FT, BLM, too many to count.
IAmBroom2 hours ago
Thank god for archiv replies.
classified2 hours ago
Some of the headlines are pure gold. Is this page live-updated? I can feel an addiction sneaking up on me…
Some platforms might buy this as an engagement booster.
andrewstuart2 hours ago
I like it.
It’s better.
qiine3 hours ago
wait "19th Century Telegraph Chess" ??
Cthulhu_2 hours ago
Yes, it fell off the front page but it's this one: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46243311
Hamuko2 hours ago
10/10, no notes.
touwer2 hours ago
Love it!
wkjagt2 hours ago
Right now on page 2 of actual HN: "how to hack discord, vercel and more with one easy trick". For a moment I thought I was still on clickbait HN.
fifticon2 hours ago
you created .. The Registry?!
6LLvveMx2koXfwn2 hours ago
The Register? [1]
roselanan hour ago
These headlines really sound like the glorious The Register of Old, before the suits showed up and murdered it.
krapp3 hours ago
The icon for this needs to be the meme of Elmo in front of fire.
bentobean2 hours ago
Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.
Cthulhu_2 hours ago
Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.
(I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)
rudolftheone2 hours ago
Absolutely disgusting! Love it!
latentsea3 hours ago
Thanks. I hate it.
keepamovinop2 hours ago
You are welcome!
ctrlmeta3 hours ago
Totally unreadable with the all caps. I guess that's the point.
This kind of thing is fun once. And it was fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted last week.
But there's no need to upvote this kind of stuff to front page every week. The novelty wears off. It gets boring and silly pretty quickly.
orphea3 hours ago
It's boring and silly for you. There are always lucky 10,000.
ctrlmeta2 hours ago
Of course it is boring and silly for me. That's why I commented. The downvotes show the community agrees with you and disagrees with me. That's fine. I'm here to speak my opinion. I'm not here to speak your opinion.
I know about lucky 10000. It's the XKCD joke that is increasingly being used as an excuse to support every low-effort banal post. It's like modus operandus now. Party A makes a low-effort banal post. Party B questions why a banal post deserves to be on the front page. Party C says 'lucky 10000'.
There may be lucky 10000 but it's boring and silly for me. Good for the lucky 10000, but it's distracting to me when this kind of AI spam hits the front page every week. Show HN posts already gets special appearance at /show which I think is enough for this kind of stuff.
IAmBroom2 hours ago
You are a bit hyperbolic. You can't read all-caps HAHAHA YOU ARE A POOPY HEAD and having posts you don't like on a weekly basis is irritating to you.
How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?
ctrlmeta2 hours ago
> How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?
I don't need to tell you the answer. You're not my mom nor my therapist.
Just as you are bothered by my comment enough to leave this comment, I'm bothered by banal low-effort AI-generated spam enough that I left my comment.
2026iknewit2 hours ago
Yes but this is a different experiment
ctrlmeta2 hours ago
It is and I said as much. I'm sure these experiments are fun for the creator. From the downvotes I'm getting, I'm sure it's fun for the community too. It was fun for me too the first time. It's not fun if this type of experiments are on the front page every week. There's already a good home for these posts at /show. Pages can reach /show without reaching front page. This could have been one of them. But anyway others here disagree with me. So I'll go take a break now.