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I’ve been building absurd, mostly useless web projects for fun — and I publish one every month at absurd.website.

These are deliberately non-functional, weird, sometimes funny, sometimes philosophical — and usually totally unnecessary.

Some examples:

Sexy Math — solve math problems to reveal erotic images.

Trip to Mars — a real-time simulation that takes 7 months to finish.

Add Luck to Your e-Store — add a waving cat widget to boost your conversion via superstition.

Microtasks for Meatbags — the future: AI gives prompts, humans execute.

Invisible Lingerie — it’s sexy. And invisible.

Artist Death Tracker — art prices spike when artists die. We track that.

Open Celebrity — one open-source face, shared by all. Together we make her famous.

I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.

Would love to hear what you think — and absurd ideas are always welcome.

hinkley2 days ago

This reminds me a little of Simone Giertz, a YouTube DIY person who started out long ago making shitty robots and has settled into fringe mainstream - usable items but not quite the way you would expect, like folding coat hooks, a gaming table with a roll top, a chair from a satellite dish, and a prosthetic leg for her three legged dog.

davidblue2 days ago

Operation D-Day: One Second of War truly delighted me more than any other video game I've ever played.

I hope you like my Let's Play: https://youtu.be/iUnbD8xp0f0

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

I like it :)

AnnaPali2 days ago

> Microtasks for Meatbags — the future: AI gives prompts, humans execute

That's close to how many companies, plans etc. work today. We manage big groups of people and systems, as syncretic holes. Sometimes a human, sometimes a computer is better at one task.

avandekleut2 days ago

You may be interested in reading Manna, a short story about AI that operates exactly this way.

nathan_douglas3 days ago

These are delightful. I think I like LingoPrio the best, since I'm (re)learning French. My kid and I went to a pediatrician appointment and my kid asked, "How do you say 'constipation' in French?" And I didn't have to look it up, since it ended in "ation".

> I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.

I have a project that's arguably strange but deeply serious. I'm building a Pi Bramble [1] and adding services with the goal of making a homelab that is continuously collapsing under the weight of its own complexity. Y'know, for education! But it's also really fun, when I have time to spend on it.

[1] https://clog.goldentooth.net/

Cogito2 days ago

Hey bios444 if you see this your comments are not showing as you seem to have been hit by HN's shadowban hammer.

It seems like you might also be absurdwebsite which doesn't seem to be banned (but does have a hidden post from a month ago).

If you plan to use this account it's worth dropping an email to the admins, they are very responsive :)

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

It's ok. My Iphone had my old account (bios444) loged in :)

busymom02 days ago

You are replying to the wrong person.

Or is that because you can't reply to bios444?

Cogito2 days ago

bios444's comment is a sibling, and yes I can't reply to them.

bryanrasmussen2 days ago

I can reply to them now, also checked in browser where not logged in and comment was seen

bios4443 days ago

Thanks — happy to see LingoPrio didn’t go unnoticed.

Yes, experimenting for fun is what I love. I will check your project.

fibbery_2 days ago

This is awesome. I like to make similar projects - is there a community where you like to share work and collaborate with others?

I put a few of mine on /r/baduibattles but not everything fits well in that bucket. Part fun, part absurdist art, part technological and political critique (examples: a login system that requires the user to sing the same song to log in, or a captcha that asks people to prove they're not robots by taking pictures of others in live surveillance video from unsecured CCTV cameras).

melagonster2 days ago

maybe r/internetisneautiful

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

They banned my post :) r/internetisbeautiful is not beautiful.

imhoguy2 days ago

"neautiful" made me curious, that is absurd :)

90s_dev3 days ago

Useles fun projects are useless but fun.

I made https://tellconanobrienyourfavoritepizzatoppings.com the other day.

It was fun. But useless.

90s_dev3 days ago

Some fun entries so far

  toppings=pineapple+
  toppings=pineapple
  toppings=I+don%27t+know+wh+conan+o+brien+is%2C+but+I+want+him+to+know+that+I+can%27t+eat+pizza+at+all.
  toppings=mushrooms
  toppings=Brie
  toppings=Cheeze
  toppings=Wat
  toppings=
  toppings=peppers+and+onions
  toppings=cat+..%2Fetc%2Fpasswd
  toppings=pepperoni+is+pretty+good+usually
  toppings=More+tiny+pizzas+
  fooabar
  0x%5B%5D=DTAB
  toppings=rendang
  toppings=salami
  toppings=spinach
  toppings=Peppers
  toppings=Ham+and+Pineapple+
  toppings=french+fries
  toppings=egg
 
 toppings=usually+plain+but+i+dont+mind+putting+some+stuff+on+there.+onions+or+pepperoni+or+hawaiian+every+now+and+then.+i+dont+get+why+some+people+are+so+upset+about+pineapple%2C+it%27s+definitely+a+different+taste+but+i+think+it+works%21+although+i+will+say+sometimes+i+think+the+pineapple+slices+are+too+thick+and+so+you+just+get+pineapple+for+a+bite%2C+i+dont+like+that.+love+your+stuff+conan

bradly3 days ago

Great job. I'm into mortality so the Artist's Death Effect was fun. I tell my kids all my ideas are terrible because if it wasn't a terrible idea someone else would have done it already.

keyle2 days ago

It's good to see that, sometimes, the old internet still peeks through. All the best!

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Tnx.

westondeboer2 days ago

I think the Artist's Death Effect Data Base is hilarious. We talk about this in my circle about which artist isn't doing well and we all secretly buy up some work.

Sort of like a dead pool.

XetiNA2 days ago

Loving this. One second of war and offsetting co2 emissions by buying you a Tesla are my favorites.

I wonder what a good UI is for a website like this. I was thinking maybe infinite scroll would work well for a more museum-like experience.

bios4442 days ago

Thank you. Good idea about infinite scroll. I am also thinking about UI.

cess112 days ago

I like this game mechanic:

    Your score: <span style='color:red'>1."+Math.floor(Math.random() * 39)+"</span> seconds.

I've done similar sometimes in my own microprojects.

cldwalker2 days ago

Fun stuff. Got a good laugh out of https://absurd.website/dday/game.php and https://absurd.website/microtasks-for-meatbags/ . Thanks!

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thank you.

kxter19 hours ago

Ok the lucky cat got me! I just had to install and see it for myself. So cute. Made me smile. :)

filoleg2 days ago

This is my favorite type of HN posts by far. Seeing just some out there single-minded proof of concept projects, which are both ridiculous but, also, not really, is awesome.

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thank you! Some are real, some are MVPs, and some are pure fake-it-’til-you-make-it. You never know — that’s how the internet works these days. :)

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

You can check all my 27 absurd web projects at absurd.website

nathan_douglas3 days ago

I almost read this in the ZOMBO.COM voice.

mateioprea2 days ago

The "Add luck to your e-store" last description line should say "That’s marketing meow" :)

BiraIgnacio2 days ago

Things like this give me hope for human creativity. Made my day, thanks

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thanks ;)

landgenoota day ago

https://theuselessweb.com/

pingou2 days ago

As someone who had his dog stolen when waiting for me in front of the supermarket, I love the easy Pet Drop Box idea.

Percnopterus2 days ago

This already exists in Norway and Sweden. It's illegal to leave your dog in front of a shop tied to anything. So there is boxes that are climatised and are operated with any debit or credit card. (They are not very popular however)

bios4442 days ago

Idea that you can drop them here for ever.

MattSayar3 days ago

Love it. Bringing back the "fun" part of the web

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

Yeah, exactly — thanks! ;)

BOOKHOUSEUK2 days ago

All these things are relevant to my interests. Thank you for sharing.

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thanks.

ketedrum2 days ago

the moment i realized what this is i burst out into laughter. congratulations. its so absurd!

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thank you.

nine_k2 days ago

That's great.

The One Second of War and the Dark Mandala are not even absurd, but merely surface the reality, of sorts.

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moritzwarhier3 days ago

The lucky cat seems very useful. Perfect chatbot widget!

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

Thanks ;)

eightturn2 days ago

just added waving cat to my website

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Can you post a link?

r0b052 days ago

It's hilarious! Well done :)

absurdwebsiteop2 days ago

Thank you.

conception2 days ago

Brush your teeth is mis-linked. :)

codethief3 days ago

Great project!

ChillyParent reminds me of this classic from Silicon Valley (the show): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGy5SGTuAGI&t=216s

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

Thanks! Oh yes, I remember that episode!

lowercased3 days ago

He disrupted fatherhood!

jfila day ago

Great stuff!

OrvalWintermute3 days ago

Awesome sites! :D

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

Thank you. You can subscribe to my absurd mailing list. I make one project every month. Subscribe here: http://eepurl.com/hft-U9

nathan_douglas3 days ago

I thought you were going to say that you make one absurd mailing list every month and I thought, "somebody's really gotta stop this guy."

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

Haha, that’s a great idea — I should totally make it!

Lerc2 days ago

I feel like LingoPrio needs pineapple.

hu33 days ago

i'm curious, did you use AI help to build it?

Any hints and favorite AI tools?

absurdwebsiteop3 days ago

I don’t use AI for ideas — I love coming up with the creative part myself. It’s how I express who I am. It’s my art. I write all the texts, and then I polish them with a little help from AI. Some images and videos are AI-generated, but the core concept always comes from me.

JIE0072 days ago

Wow, your approach is worth referencing

deadbabe3 days ago

you’re awesome

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